The Mooza Newz

David Hasselhoff - Hooked on a Feeling

2006-04-01T11:55:00.000Z

Best. Video. Ever. (no joke)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-720650682163363570&q=david+hasselhoff&pl=true

Happy New Year!

2006-01-01T19:47:00.000Z

Merry Christmas!

2005-12-28T11:21:00.000Z

Just a brief blog - I had to share this brilliant story about David Letterman:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4563212.stm

Thanks to Don for the above picture. I'm sure Bob's thrilled.

A Dream Shared for Bob...

2005-11-25T22:29:00.000Z

Not the above incident - that was real.

I dreamt the world was about to end (something about electromagnetics, perhaps inspired by "The Core" which I haven't seen). I wasn't too fussed because I was terminally ill anyway, so I threw away my wallet. Then I regretted doing so because I couldn't get into my flat and I began to doubt both my diagnosis and the general warnings of impending doom. I had planned a suicide where I jumped into the centre of the Earth. I think the alarm then went off and I went to PC World.

Does anyone else find the Dolmio puppets REALLY disturbing?

2005-11-07T12:00:00.000Z

I Refuse to Blog...

2005-11-07T10:10:00.000Z

...Until you post more Simpsons quotes. I think this is my favourite exchange - Marge is talking to her lawyer, Lionel Hutz, about an upcoming trial:

Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I—Uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."

Best. Simpsons. Ever.

2005-11-02T17:52:00.000Z

I've just watched Bart vs. Australia (Season 6) and I've decided this is the perfect Simpsons, which is odd since the peripheral characters are hardly in it. Lee would you agree? I know it's one of your favourites. What are your favourite quotes? The next episode on my DVD (Homer vs. Patty and Selma) contains the immortal line from Patty (or Selma?) to Marge: "When are you gonna wake up and smell your husband?" I also like Homer answering the phone whilst wearing only a towel: "YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP - I'M WEARING A TOWEL."

The Radio Times Again

2005-10-25T11:14:00.000Z

I'd better write another review so their copywriters have something fresh to say. I don't mind them quoting me but I wish they'd get it right:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/books/056352345X/customer-reviews/202-4249920-8819814

I Wish The World Was Like Trumpton

2005-10-20T21:40:00.000Z

No WMDs, no terrorism, no "hate crimes". Just someone losing a loaf of bread or something.

The Radio Times Keeps Quoting Me...

2005-10-20T12:20:00.000Z

Then...
...But I get no thanks.

Everyone's Turning 30

2005-10-16T18:12:00.000Z

So I persuaded them all to band together for one big party in London this weekend. I usually abhor travelling to London but I'm quite excited about this because:

I'm travelling First Class since it's cheaper than a Standard Return (mad world).
I haven't been since Live 8 in June.
It's gonna be big.
I'm not staying long.
I know to NEVER EVER assume I can stay at Bob's flat.

I don't know why I chose the above picture - thanks again Don for making me look good.

I'm as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda

2005-10-13T14:04:00.000Z

Er, thanks again to Don for photoshopping away my dignity (I know it's an old picture). I wanted to double check the Yoda/Leia quote (from The Simpsons) so I googled it and found it here: http://www.yodajeff.com/ - it's a site dedicated to Yoda news and suchlike. Odd.

A Post Just for Lee

2005-10-07T14:30:00.000Z

One of my favourite ever photos - me, Jimmy and MattJoBob with James Cracknell and Matthew Pinsent. You know how you often forget the moment a photo was taken? I'll never forget the story behind this one.

Ronnie Barker's Death Really Upsets Me

2005-10-04T22:36:00.000Z

My Monkey

2005-09-29T22:24:00.000Z

This is what I spray around servers when I play Counter-Strike - it's what is known as a tag. People often ask me about it which allows me to say, "I love spaying my monkey."

Titanic Sinks Shocker!!!

2005-09-13T17:00:00.000Z

It didn't really happen - the wonders of Photoshop. Thanks Don, 'specially for my wig.

Titanic

2005-09-11T18:15:00.000Z

Like the girl says at the end of the X-Files, I made this.

It had nothing whatsoever to do with the Botanical Gardens in Edinburgh which I have just returned from visiting.

I saw huge leaves that dinosaurs might have eaten in between meals but forgot to take any photos with my phone. One day I'll try to phone people with my camera or email with my shower - it's all so confusing...

Down the Road

2005-09-07T22:27:00.000Z

...It looks like this; but not today. Appentice USA is on - all else must stop.

The Perrier Award for Best Newcomer

2005-09-06T22:00:00.000Z

This might be me accepting this year's Perrier Award for Best Newcomer.

Hello and Welcome

2005-09-06T20:32:00.000Z

Hey you guys I'm here! I'm here guys! Always best to take photos towards the ceiling, preferably into the light.

This is my first post. I have a cold.