The Radio Times Again

I'd better write another review so their copywriters have something fresh to say. I don't mind them quoting me but I wish they'd get it right:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/books/056352345X/customer-reviews/202-4249920-8819814

I Wish The World Was Like Trumpton

No WMDs, no terrorism, no "hate crimes". Just someone losing a loaf of bread or something.

The Radio Times Keeps Quoting Me...

Then...
...But I get no thanks.

Everyone's Turning 30

So I persuaded them all to band together for one big party in London this weekend. I usually abhor travelling to London but I'm quite excited about this because:

1. I'm travelling First Class since it's cheaper than a Standard Return (mad world).
2. I haven't been since Live 8 in June.
3. It's gonna be big.
4. I'm not staying long.
5. I know to NEVER EVER assume I can stay at Bob's flat.

I don't know why I chose the above picture - thanks again Don for making me look good.

I'm as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda

Er, thanks again to Don for photoshopping away my dignity (I know it's an old picture). I wanted to double check the Yoda/Leia quote (from The Simpsons) so I googled it and found it here: http://www.yodajeff.com/ - it's a site dedicated to Yoda news and suchlike. Odd.

A Post Just for Lee

One of my favourite ever photos - me, Jimmy and MattJoBob with James Cracknell and Matthew Pinsent. You know how you often forget the moment a photo was taken? I'll never forget the story behind this one.

Ronnie Barker's Death Really Upsets Me