My Monkey

This is what I spray around servers when I play Counter-Strike - it's what is known as a tag. People often ask me about it which allows me to say, "I love spaying my monkey."

Titanic Sinks Shocker!!!

It didn't really happen - the wonders of Photoshop. Thanks Don, 'specially for my wig.

Titanic

Like the girl says at the end of the X-Files, I made this.

It had nothing whatsoever to do with the Botanical Gardens in Edinburgh which I have just returned from visiting.

I saw huge leaves that dinosaurs might have eaten in between meals but forgot to take any photos with my phone. One day I'll try to phone people with my camera or email with my shower - it's all so confusing...

Down the Road

...It looks like this; but not today. Appentice USA is on - all else must stop.

The Perrier Award for Best Newcomer

This might be me accepting this year's Perrier Award for Best Newcomer.

Hello and Welcome

Hey you guys I'm here! I'm here guys! Always best to take photos towards the ceiling, preferably into the light.

This is my first post. I have a cold.